Sense of humor ranges from the "dadest of dad jokes to the darkest, "I'm going to hell for laughing at this". Humour is obtuse and dry - think Python with a twist of Carlin musically into most forms of music additional - I'm reverting to being a standard member mid-January and shutting standards contacts as of January 1 (budget constraints in these harsh times means giving up something which is not bringing me any measure of pleasure).
Also I must have become bored when I was filling in my profile as when it came to the kink section I ticked every box and I'm not even Sure I know what they all are. Married to supportive partner in poly relationship. We are real as should you be..so many fakes is anyone real anymore.
Fetish sweaty pussy. Hello Ladies, I have come to a point in life where I've decided that its too short not to explore and enjoy desires ;).Someone sweet and caring.
I love Big dicks, oral,anal, group, and gangbangs. I am a person who always smiles and enjoys life. Someone who knows how to pleasure a man.
I wish to meet a mature man with a good heart, a man that will love and be by my side till the end of time.
Thank you for reading, feel free to text and see you on the first date.Looking for some new to scratch my itch..... We can hang around through communication before we meet up first.!! I'll try starting out with shorter time periods.
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Not being taken care of at home so looking for someone to have a great time looking for the same.